i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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