Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Randomize
