i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
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