Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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