Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
