i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
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