MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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