i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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