Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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