Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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