i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Alive.
So much puke
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
