He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
My Sexting was not on an AP level
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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