hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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