let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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