the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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