This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
