we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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