Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Randomize