there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize