...so i touched it.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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