what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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