adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You coming home soon, man?
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I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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