the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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