I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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