i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
My liver just had a heart attack.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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