It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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