i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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