Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Mom said you looked used
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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