Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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