quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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