Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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