Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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