So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
