Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
why is half of my head shaved?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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