WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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