I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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