Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
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