i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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