Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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