so explain again why im purple
no
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
MIDGETS
????
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
