this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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