This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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