I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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