I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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