there's paper in my vomit.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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