Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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