I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Randomize