question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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