were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize