I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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