I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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