goodnight i made you a song goodbye
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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