I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I stole a fireplace last night.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I party with great urgency now.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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