Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I am mentally ready for anal.
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