Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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