We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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