She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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