can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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