S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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