i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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