So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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