do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
there is puke in my bra ... again
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