My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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